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- Trick or treat yo’self
- Toil and trouble
- If the broom fits
- bad to the bone
- if one door closes & another door opens … your house is probably haunted
- boo
- happy haunting to all & to all a good fright
- it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
- excuse me for creepin’ it real with my resting witch face
- it’s the time of year when I get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters
- hocus pocus I need wine to focus
- what kind of pants do ghosts wear? boo jeans
- all of the dust & cobwebs in my house just became decorations. thanks halloween.
- pass the boos
- I gave you life. you give me Reese’s.
- eat drink and be scary
- just here for the boos
- witch better have my candy
- just creepin’ it real
- resting witch face
- if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. Nothing personal.
- a haunted home is a happy home
- there’s nothing fun about fun-size candy bars
- can anyone suggest a wine that pairs well with eating all of my kid’s halloween candy?
- no thanks Ouija boards. I don’t even like talking to living people.
- I put a spell on you
- trick or treat smell my feet
- that awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains & it walks right past you
- I put a spell on you and now you’re wine
- boogety boogety boo
- double double toil & Trouble. fire burn & cauldron bubble.
- I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus
- boo, Felicia
- hocus pocus I need coffee to focus
- a witch lives here with her little monsters and one handsome devil
- hey there pumpkin
- no cape, no claws, no candy
- fright this way
- will trade candy for wine
- let’s give them pumpkin to talk about
- if you’ve got it, haunt it
- something wicked this way comes
- what’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? deadlifts
- what up witches
- although the voices aren’t real, they have some pretty good ideas
- spooky vibes only
- let’s get sheet faced
- welcome (unless you’re a vampire)
- I decided to give up caffeine for halloween. if that doesn’t scare people, I don’t know what will.
- how about we brew up some trouble?
- I’m not superstitious. but I am a little stitious.
- sure, haunted houses are scary. but have you ever typed ‘headache’ into webmd?
- cheers witches
- give me candy! or maybe a shot of tequila.
- four word horror story: We’re out of wine
- I love the smell of coffee & witchcraft in the morning
- slay witch
- my halloween magic: making candy disappear
- a super scary Friday the 13th is still better than monday the whatever
- bugs hisses & halloween wishes
- do you dare enter the witches’ lair?
- welcome to our haunted house
- to all the moms who took their toddler trick or treating knowing darn well who all that candy is really for – cheers
- this year is boo sheet
- witch, please
- ghosts are my spirit animal
- why would I pay to visit a haunted house when I can wake up to my child silently standing by my bed at 5am
- tis the season to be spooky
- happy halloween witches
- save your candy I’ll take the boos
- if you’re reading this then you’re blissfully unaware of what’s creeping up behind you
- when black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on halloween
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
- during the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. at night, I’m a little more open-minded.
- beware. known to get a little witchy without my magic potions.
- free broom rides
- happy hallo-wine
- the moon made me do it
- I ain’t afraid of no ghost
- you say witch like it’s a bad thing
- halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I’m going to be for the rest of my life
- boogety boogety boo
- instead of yelling boo this year, yell something scarier like Netflix is down or out of coffee
- where my ghouls at
- I just took a dna test … turns out I’m 100% that witch
- spooky szn
- pick your poison
- Candy? Dandy! But wine? So fine!
- we are the weirdos, mister
- do you like scary movies?
- over the boo-sheet
- hex nah
- ghouls just wanna have fun
- “I was born for this,” I whisper as I take another bite of pumpkin pie
- welcome to our web
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend
- At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice
- ok kids, let’s go over this one more time … mommy wants KitKats and peanut butter cups. any questions?
- no tricks, just treats
- monster mash and candy stash
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