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Worst Dressed Christmas: 16 Ugly Holiday Sweaters You Didn’t Know You Needed

One of my favorite parts of Christmas is ugly sweaters. There’s something so nostalgic and fun about dressing as terribly as possible just for laughs. It reminds me of college, I guess, when I wasn’t a million years old and didn’t have so many real life responsibilities.

Whatever the reason, I love ugly Christmas sweaters and look forward to seeing them pop up in stores in every year. I’ve rotated through a few designs over the years and I have one tried-and-true favorite, but I’m always on the hunt for another to add to the rotation.

So, here are 16 ugly sweaters to guarantee you’re the worst dressed at every holiday party this year.

By the way …

I apologize in advance for my embarrassingly terrible attempts at parody song lyrics. Sometimes I drink wine and blog, judge me. Or better yet, please post your much better parodies in the comments!

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Stocking Stuffer

Guarantee you’ll always be the life of the party with your personal wine bottle holder built right into your sweater.

Santa Do You Love Me

Santa, do you love me? Are you gifting?
[ insert non-existent heart hands emoji here ]


One small step for a house cat, one giant leap for feline-kind.

Dabbing Santa

I actually have a 2Chainz / Traphouse sweatshirt from a couple years ago with a similar design and it’s a hit every time I wear it.

Sleigh Bell Ring

You used to call me on my elf phone
Late night when you need some milk
Call me on my elf phone
Late night when you need some milk
And I know when that sleigh bell ring
That can only mean one thing

Naughty Or Nice?

Change your mood in an instant with this naughty/nice too-cool-for-santa-school sweatshirt.

Call Me Big Papa

Throw your hands in the air, if you’s a true believer
(I love it when you call me Big Papa)
To the elfies makin’ toys playin’ games like crazy
(I love it when you call me Big Papa)

Zebra Fringe

Sequins, check.
Fringe, check.
Garland, check.
Bells, check.
Animal print, check.

What else could you possible need?

North Pole Dancer

North Pole dancer, Pole, yeah (North)
Snow, snow, snow, snow
North Pole dancer, Pole dancer, Pole (North)

Sleigh My Name

Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name
If no coal is around you
Say Santa I love you
If you ain’t runnin’ game
Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name
You actin’ kinda naughty
Ain’t sayin’ Santa baby
Why the sudden change

Feliz Navidad

This one is already a Christmas song, so … Imma just leave it alone.

Oversized Happy Holidays

I would actually 100% wear this to both a tacky Christmas sweater party AND a non-tacky Christmas sweater party. This one leans more towards cute than ugly, but it’s over-the-top nonetheless.

Do You Even Gift?

Huh, do ya, bro?!

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